WELCOME TO THE QUIRK FACTORY

Attention carnivores! From Exotic Meat Market you can purchase a variety of strange meats, including…

• African Lion
• Beaver
• Kangaroo
• Camel
• Llama
• Crocodile
• Raccoon
• Peacock
• Squirrel
• Iguana

Get a whiff of these fragrances from Demeter Fragrance Library. From $6-40 you can smell like any of their many scents, including

• Cannabis
• Dirt
• Celery
• Clean Windows
• Crayon
• Dust
• Earthworm
• Funeral Home
• Holy Water
• Lobster

But don’t forget…

• Marshmallow
• Paint
• Paperback (book)
• Play-Doh
• Riding Crop
• Pruning Shears
• Snow…?
• Sushi
• Swimming Pool
• Waffle (my personal favorite)

BACON LOVERS: From Fargginay, Inc. you can purchase $36 worth bacon fragrance.

TOTORO!

For $12 you can snag an iPhone 4 or 4S case from Etsy user Koneko Store.

For $175 you can fulfill your Halloween dream with a Totoro costume from Etsy user forgetmeno1854. 

For $8 you can get a Macbook or iPad decal from Etsy user BestVinylDecal.

For $21, you can order a backpack from Amazon.

For $90, you can cuddle in a blanket from eToyostore.com.

For $16 you can sport a pair of boxer briefs from cafe press.

For $23 you can get a charm necklace from Etsy user Melissa Mortiis.

For $20 you can get a plush hat from Think Geek.

For FREE you can download a papercraft toy from Cubeecraft.

For $45, you can order a horse head pillow from Kropserkel, if you have, um, a dark sense of humor.

For 15$, you can get a magazine cover pillowcase from Infmetry so you can be on the cover of Time, Vogue, Playboy, or Esquire.

For $59, you can choose any 4 scrabble letter pillows from Etsy user Simply Handmade.

For $24, you can snag a black or white stache pillow from Etsy user DerpShop.

For $25, you can crave your appetite with a cupcake pillow (or a sushi pillow) from Perpetual Kid.

For $150 (or $30 each) you can get a Mac icon pillow from Throwboy.

For $44 you can be a troll with a meme pillow from Etsy user Derpshop.

For $18 you can rest your head on a log pillow from Fredflare.